Coach Olsen Celebrates a huge win!!!!! |
It is all over gentlemen. Your 2010 WWS Revival League Champion is none other than Horny Lou Olsen and the Seattle Tree Humpers!! The CYO's gave them one heck of a fight, but in the end the Humpers offense was too much for Coach Blake to endure. Final score 146-98.
We were able to find the winning coach underneath a pile of vomit and English Dry Cider;
This is a great day for not just me, but the city of Seattle, and all the Tree Humpers who inhabit it. It is the first real championship the city has had since the Seattle Supersonics, but they are not even here any more, so that makes this the biggest championship in city history. I would like to thank all of my fellow coaches for letting me beat them. It is clear to me now that you all threw your games so that I could win, as a symbol of your respect for all of my work on the blog. Thanks guys. You can all come and get the Ryan Leaf Commemorative Trophy next year. For the next 12 months, it is coming to live in Seattle. Oh, and a special thanks to the sponsor of the after party Strongbow hard cider. You guys are making this experience, so special.
The city must be proud of it's cider swilling head coach, for bringing home the plastic based action figure. Look for a full game breakdown and of course the year in review, sometime this week. Congrats to everyone on a wonderful season, now if you'll excuse me.....I have to get me some cider. Go Humpers!!!!!
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