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Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Rumor Mill: Expansion Inevitable

article by Lou Olsen

     An inside source has shared inside information with me which makes it seem like an expansion is inevitable for next season.  It was impossible for the commissioner to predict the kind of success the league would have in it's first year, so due to the playoff format and several other unnamed factors the commissioner is seeking to expand to a much more traditional 10 team format.

Mother and Father of the Champ
     Initial reports indicate that the two owners have already come forward to claim their spot in in the 2011 WWSR league.  My source informed me that one of the new owners could be none other than Louis "The Tractor Trailer" Olsen.   Father of your 2010 Championship coach......me.  With a stadium already bearing his infamous "Tractor Trailer" name, a team would only cement his legacy. 

     I put in a call to the commissioners office, that has yet to go answered.  Rumors have been swirling for weeks about a possible expansion, now it sounds like it is all but a done deal.  Many questions are yet to be answered.  How will the expansion draft work?  What impact will this have on the regular draft?  Will Clark Sweeney be the other owner(my source said no)?  How will this impact the trash heap known as the Madison teams?  Will they capitalize on the expansion and dig themselves out of the basement? 

     Now a separate source also implicated another Olsen family member as the 2nd owner.  This has not yet been confirmed.  Should that be the case however, the state of Wisconsin could have 4 teams between two cities.  Making Wisconsin the epicenter of the fantasy football universe. 

     The season may be over, but news never sleeps.  Ok, that's not totally true.  The odds are, you will see alot fewer posts as we head into the 8 months of no football.  If you would still like to read my writing, or just help a brother out by giving him a page view stat, check out www.reviewingthebrew.com

     In all seriousness, if you guys could just click on the site and look around it would really help me out.  I get less page views on my "professional" blog, than I do for this one.  If you guys enjoyed this blog all season, just click on that link as a sign of your appreciation.  That's all I ask for in return for all of my work for this site over the last four months.  If you only read one article, I recommend John Axford's Mustache facts.  Thanks guys.  It has been a great season and I can not wait until next year. 

P.S- Sweeney is working on his "Season Re-Cap", so keep an eye out for that.  I have no doubt it will be full of awesome-ness. 

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