Gentlemen, the time has come. That's right, since I now have a reduced role in the land of Milwaukee Brewers baseball, I can devote more time to making you dickbags laugh. And quite frankly, nothing was a bigger success in 2010 than the 'Wally Picks a Winner' segment. So each week, my dog Walter, will be picking a treat with your teams name on it (or not, as the case may be). Keep in mind, my dog knows nothing of football, or you as she-males. He is basing his pick off of nothing more than which treat he deems to be superior of the two treats.
Now for those who did not know, since last season I have added a 2nd dog to my household and he wants in. So please give a lukewarm welcome to Captian Murray Furry Boots FitzSimmons Olsen. Until I can come up with something for him to do on his own, he will be piggy-backing off of Walter. So, of the 5 picks Walter makes, Murray will pick just 1 of those to be his "Lock of the Week".
For the months of October, November, and December I will video tape the picks, so as to avoid accusations of dickery (and yes, that is directed at you Sweeney). But since my wife and I are moving at the end of September, you are just going to have to deal for a few weeks because I do not have the time.
So, enough of me. Here is who Walter likes this week
Penn State Shower Rape Name @ Scrotum Smashers
Now for those who did not know, since last season I have added a 2nd dog to my household and he wants in. So please give a lukewarm welcome to Captian Murray Furry Boots FitzSimmons Olsen. Until I can come up with something for him to do on his own, he will be piggy-backing off of Walter. So, of the 5 picks Walter makes, Murray will pick just 1 of those to be his "Lock of the Week".
For the months of October, November, and December I will video tape the picks, so as to avoid accusations of dickery (and yes, that is directed at you Sweeney). But since my wife and I are moving at the end of September, you are just going to have to deal for a few weeks because I do not have the time.
So, enough of me. Here is who Walter likes this week
Penn State Shower Rape Name @ Scrotum Smashers
Wally Picks: The ScrotsAffirmative Blackies @ Butt Pirates
Wally Picks: The Black Guys
Claymakers @ Big Lou
Wally Picks: Big Lou
Spinning Cosmos @ Bootleggers
Wally Picks: The Booze Boots
Clam Faces @ Banana Hammocks
**Murray's Lock of the Week: The Scrotal Tissue**
Well, it sucks to be me and rules to be Tyson. On the bright side, I can be the first true upset of the season. Either way, my dogs have spoken. Read it and weep boners.
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