Wally Picks a Winner: Week 5

article by: Lou Olsen

     I know that I missed the first four weeks guys, but I need you to cut me a little slack right now.  With the Brewers in the playoffs, my time away from my day job and baseball is minimal.  I promise that once the baseball season is over, this blog will become the literary masterpiece you have come to expect.

     Let me tell you something, Wally loves this game.  In fact, I do not think that there is anything in my life that I enjoy as much as this dog likes to pick the winners.  So, here is what the dog came up with for this weeks match-ups. 


Wally's Picks


1)  Bootleggers    vs    Hershey Squirts

Wally Picks:  Chocolate Turds

All of this picking has made him sleepy...go away now.

2)  Butt Pirates    vs    Banana Hammocks

Wally Picks:  Captain Ass Sparrow


3)  Blacktion    vs    Scrotum Smashers

Wally Picks:  The Black Guys


4)  Jizz Bolts    vs    Tree Humpers

Wally Picks:  Shrub Thumpers


5)  Claymakers    vs    Clam Faces

Wally Picks:  Mike Tyson's Punch-Out