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Saturday, October 22, 2011

Wally Gives you the Kiss of Death.

article by: Lou Olsen

     It has become common knowledge that Wally is not great at picking these games.  In his defense, this is the second week we have done this.  He is shaking the rust off I think.  Then again, even last year he was pretty bad.  I do not have the exact numbers in front of me, so feel free to check my stats, but I feel like he was wrong more often than right. 

     That being said, a name change is in order.  Wally does not like to loose, so this is also to stroke his ego a little bit.  It's dog psychology. 

    You guys remember...that time we let Wally pick the draft order?  That...that was my bad.  I pitched that idea. 

    I know it is a little late, but I have been crying a lot lately.  The Brewers...well, you all know so there is no need to discuss it further.  Plus there's the drinking and drug use,  mixed with the closeted homosexuality.  But I am working through that.  What the hell was I talking about?


Wally's Picks 

Scrotum Smashers    vs    Butt Pirates

Tough luck Nic.  Wally can't even look at you.






Affirmative Blacktion    vs    Clam Faces

Craig, ouch.  There's always next week...or not.  Wally decides.


Bootleggers    vs    Claymakers

Up yours Uncle Nick.  I stomp on your paper.




















Tree Humpers    vs    Hershey Squirts

Haha Dad, oh wait that's me.  Shit.





















Jizz Bolts    vs    Banana Hammocks

Well Davy, he's ashamed he didn't pick Dan. 

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