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Thursday, December 16, 2010

Wally Picks The First Round Winners

article by: Lou Olsen

     Last week was very busy and so sadly Wally was unable to make his picks, but I figured since the playoffs had already been decided it wouldn't matter.  However, this is where legends are made.  Wally finished with a 18-21-1 record during the regular season, so basically he was Affirmative Blacktion.  3 games under .500, but not too bad for his first season.  None of that matters now, because he needs to pick the playoff winners.  Believe it or not, I am having my wife do this for me at home while I sit in my office.  She is packing for us to come back home to good old Wisconsin and I am making her stop so she can have Wally pick the winners. 

     Now I thought about having him pick who would win the Crapper Bowl.  Then I realized that he has better things to do, like licking his own ass or pooping on our patio.  Ok, I just got the text from my beautiful wife Ashley:


Wally's Playoff Picks Rd.1


Dingleberries at the Rainbows


Affirmative Blacktion at the Clam Faces

He picked Berries and Blacks.  I would have chosen Rainbows and Clams.

     That is the exact text my wife sent me.  Maybe next week we will do Wally and Wifey Pick A Winner.  Well Chuck and Craig, the dog is in your favor, Dan and Brian my wife thinks you guys had better treats on your names.  Let's see how this one plays out.  Me personally, I do not have to play this weekend so I will be enjoying your games for a change.  Now for another change, Good Luck this weekend everybody. 

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