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Thursday, December 2, 2010

Wally Picks A Winner - Week 13

articel by: Lou Olsen

    This week things are a little bit off with the blog and for that I apologize.  Travolta took the week off, so this weeks in review will be handled by a surprise guest and should be on news stands tomorrow.  We also will be adding a new segment breaking down the weeks upcoming games.  These articles will be helmed by yours truly and fellow WWS head coach Brian Sweeney.  So, even though things are changing we still have Wally to confuse us and pick more losers than winners.

     Not this week though!!  Wally put up his best record in weeks by going 3-1 this weekend.  If only he wouldn't have put so much faith into Cozine's team of pansies.   His overall record was 12-19-1 goin ginto last week and now he has moved to 15-20-1.  There is still time for him to salvage a winning season, if you can believe that.  Let's see who Wally has mad love for this week.

Wally's Picks


Do you know where your slippers are?
Clams at the Blackies
     Wally Picks:  Clam Bam Thank you ma'am?
 
 CYO at the Cabras
     Wally Picks:  Choke Chains

Poops at the Humps
     Wally Picks:  Shit Stains


Birds at the Rainbows
     Wally Picks:  Gay Cowboys eating pudding
 
 
     Well let's see how my handsome K-9 companion does this weekend.  Our hope is that he will catch a littl fuego here and pick every playoff game perfect.  Be on the lookout for two new articles before Sunday.  I know it is short notice, but deal with it.  Well, I would wish you all good luck but fuck you guys right in the ear hole.  Have a safe weekend fellas. 
 

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