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Saturday, September 18, 2010

Wally Picks A Winner!!!!

by: Lou Olsen


     Hello gentlemen.  I will be doing a weekly segment called, "Wally Picks A Winner".  It shall work as follows:  I write down the name of two teams playing on two separate pieces of paper, then I put a treat on each name.  I hold the dog at one end of my hallway, when I let him go it's whichever treat he goes to first.  Pretty straight forward, and my objective is to see if I should let Wally make bets in Vegas.

Game #1    The Humpers vs. The Blacktion
     Wally SaysThe Humpers     (Disclaimer:  The Dog does not show favoritism, that was his pick.)

Game #2    The Clams vs. The Dingleberries
     Wally SaysThe Clams

Game #3    The CYO vs. The Firebirds
     Wally SaysThe Firebirds

Game #4    The Rainbows vs. The Chupas
     Wally Says:   The Chupas

Don't be upset, he's just a dog who is motivated by treats.  I suspect he may have a gift and this will be my study to confirm that.  Papa needs a new pair of shoes!!



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